I just spilled coke all over myself and I’m too tired and lazy to get up and clean it up so I’m literally sitting here in a wet and sticky shirt not knowing what to do.
Well that sounds like quite the predicament. I don’t suppose you have any water nearby?
Oh god tell me about it. I’m practically in tears! Hm, I don’t. I think I might have to get up at some point but even thinking about doing so makes me frown.
It’s safe to say that the highlight of my life is being able to write “Andy” on the bottom of my boots.
God bless you, you’re golden.